I'd like to see ____ DEAD in 2014.

[DarkJoy]

I know it's not hair related, but I would give anything to see the boomerang-shaped, Groucho Marx eyebrow trend come to a screeching halt.

You know....that phrase.....makes me feel some type of way!!!!!! Lol

It's actually a good phrase for those who have a limited vocabulary.

Since we're non-hair phrases here:

Catch feelings

Do we get them as a result of a pop fly soft ball game? An active virus? Bacterial infection?

This is the most ANNOYING phrase ever! This phrase should DIE quick and NOW!

 

[PureSilver]

I would like to see my dry ends, ssk, and thin hair be gone in 2014.

 

[DDTexlaxed]

I'd like to see an end to threads that divide us. Ie Light vs dark skinned as an example.

 

[Platinum]

Triflin' mama's putting extensions in little girls (as young as 3 years old) hair!

Poor child...

 

[D.Lisha]

The "Duck-Lips"....

Sent from Atop of my throne, in a kingdom where long-haired bad b**ches rule

 

[Platinum]

The "Duck-Lips"....

Sent from Atop of my throne, in a kingdom where long-haired bad b**ches rule

 

[DarkJoy]

The "Duck-Lips"....

Sent from Atop of my throne, in a kingdom where long-haired bad b**ches rule

Should have died in 2009.

____________
*.~.*Sent from a distant Galaxy in the Unicorn-verse*.~.*

 

[HappyAtLast]

Poor child...

Oh no. That is child abuse, and I'm dead serious about that.

 

[apemay1969]

Un-Hair Related: TWERKING

And especially while I'm teaching English. I was embarrassed for the child during that phone call home.

 

[apemay1969]

When people say "I could care less"
What you really mean is "I COULD'NT care less"

The amount of people that haven't realised that saying " I could care less" means that they could care less. Which means YOU STILL CARE.

Rant over

You woke up this English teacher on Christmas break.

Add overexaggerate, unthaw and perming for relaxing to the nullify/redundant much word list.

And the S in Illinois is silent. Every time.

 

[D.Lisha]

Should have died in 2009.

____________
*.~.*Sent from a distant Galaxy in the Unicorn-verse*.~.*

This is true, however seems like it came back with a vengeance from 2012-Present. ESPECIALLY once it was paired with the "peace" sign
Exhibit A:

Btw, ^^This Pic cracks me up every time I look at it (lmao )

 

[D.Lisha]

You woke up this English teacher on Christmas break.

Add overexaggerate, unthaw and perming for relaxing to the nullify/redundant much word list.

And the S in Illinois is silent. Every time.

ITA with this! I despise that word with a passion! "Permed"...ugh

 

[AmiJay]

People gluing lacefront wigs down. That just doesn't look natural. I've worn a lf or two in my time, but I pull hair out and there is a big difference.

Chicks talking about I'm team natural but won't wear their natural hair in it's natural state ever! My cousin was talking mess to me today about my relaxer. I know she's natural because she told me but she wouldn't be caught dead without a weave or a wig if she's in between appointments.

Stiletto nails with a bunch of different designs. That ish is so tacky!

 

[DDTexlaxed]

People gluing lacefront wigs down. That just doesn't look natural. I've worn a lf or two in my time, but I pull hair out and there is a big difference.

Chicks talking about I'm team natural but won't wear their natural hair in it's natural state ever! My cousin was talking mess to me today about my relaxer. I know she's natural because she told me but she wouldn't be caught dead without a weave or a wig if she's in between appointments.


Sorry, but just because you don't wear your hair in its natural state,does not mean you are not team natural. Technically,she is still natural.

 

[CoutureMe06]

My heat damage and any setbacks that prevent my hair from getting long.

Sent from my iPhone using LHCF

 

[all_1_length]

The "Duck-Lips"....

Sent from Atop of my throne, in a kingdom where long-haired bad b**ches rule

Can we include kissey face too?

 

[BEAUTYU2U]

And the S in Illinois is silent. Every time.

Thank you!

 

[drappedup]

this thread is hilarious

so agree with the booty length weaves trend. PLEASE DIE. and the thick thick thick eyebrows so many "make up guru's" on youtube have been influencing the masses to replicate. JUST NO.

 

[Holla]

Chicks talking about I'm team natural but won't wear their natural hair in it's natural state ever! My cousin was talking mess to me today about my relaxer. I know she's natural because she told me but she wouldn't be caught dead without a weave or a wig if she's in between appointments.

I agree with this! Folks like that annoy me, esp when they try to give advice about natural hair. Never having to deal with your hair does not make one an expert on detangling, shrinkage, SSK, dryness, daily styling, braid outs, moisturizing/sealing, cowashing, etc.

 

[Fenaxa]

Non hair related: That Miley 'stick-out-your-tongue-and-make-an-ugly-face-while-taking-picture-of-yourself' face. It's so gross and unattractive. Yes, your tonsils are swollen and from the look on your face, it must hurt. Ugh I've seen too much lol.

Hair related: Hair that is moisturized and soft for every bit of an hour then proceeds to dry out, get crunchy and act like it doesn't even know who you are and doesn't care for a week straight afterward. I suppose that's a protein overload, maybe?

Hair Related: Me using wigs as a crutch. I've been wig free for two days now and am going cold turkey in 2014... I'm scared..

 

[ChocolatePie777]

this thread is hilarious

so agree with the booty length weaves trend. PLEASE DIE. and the thick thick thick eyebrows so many "make up guru's" on youtube have been influencing the masses to replicate. JUST NO.

Naw man I LOVE my booty length weave/wigs!!! I aint EVER giving them up! Cant go back now!!

 

[HanaKuroi]

Omg this has always bugged me!! It's also like when you ask someone if they would mind helping you and they say yes...so you DO mind! What you mean to say is no I do not mind. Lol

Mines.

I hate when someone says or writes mines and they mean mine!

 

[darlingdiva]

Writing "regime" or "regiment" if you mean "regimen."

 

[Champion13]

Mines. I hate when someone says or writes mines and they mean mine!

This... Yes and they will write "Your Welcome " instead of " You're welcome" Sent from my iPhone using LHCF

 

[TraciChanel]

The phrase --- "at the end of the day" --- overused by reality tv cast

divachyk, Yes, yes, yes!!! I thought I was the only one who was annoyed by that What's the obsession with the end of the day? "At the end of the day" <------ May it be put to rest and die, just die!!

 

[all_1_length]

This... Yes and they will write "Your Welcome " instead of " You're welcome" Sent from my iPhone using LHCF

I'm guilty of doing that.

 

[yaya24]

People typing "then" when the sentence calls for than.

I see this all the time online.

 

[Lucie]

I am sure it has been mentioned but I hate the phrase, 'TURN UP!" Go to sleep! AND how are you turning up at the car wash? Shadap!

Loose versus lose.

People spelling words like nth, tchotchke and per se wrong. If you don't know how to spell it, use another word. Sorry, it's the Catholic school girl in me.

I don't like sharpie eye brows. I like eyebrow hair. Why did it fall out of style?

I need for people to stop looking for the Holy Grail product. Yes, quality products are better for a reason but if you are relaxing during every menstrual cycle, cutting your hair every 5 weeks, flat ironing daily, not washing often, not deep conditioning, doing overly tight styles cannot be helped with unicorn urine.

 

[MystiqueBabe]

I would like to stop hearing how I should look, dress, and act. You can't tell people how to wear their hair, makeup, etc. If you don't like it, then don't look.

 

[greenandchic]

When people, especially men say, "mom's" instead of mom.

Example: "How's mom's?"