If your hair could speak...

[Monaleezza]

Mine would say...

"I'll grow for you but you got to stop falling asleep without protecting me first!"

 

[Lexsmarie]

"Throw those combs and brush away, they're killing me!"

 

[Aireen]

I think my hair is rude to me sometimes. "I'm thirsty as hell, if you don't give me something to drink, I'mma snap off! "

 

[HappyAtLast]

It would say, "Chill, girl. You got this!"

 

[Aviah]

No, you can't make that flat iron job last two weeks, I'll get greasy and limp

You need to put me back in a PS For the spring.

 

[Mahogony7]

I'm finally happy to be free. I hate wigs.

 

[nlamr2013]

Why yu no take care of me? ?

 

[LeftRightRepeat]

Just leave me alone.

 

[Lilmama1011]

"You spoil me, your so gentle, caring and loving and when December 2014 I have a present for you" (major length)

 

[Jace032000]

Why are you always touching me? STOP!

 

[ronie]

You can use all the expensive products you want, DC as much as you want, until you start cleaning your diet, drink more water, put the soda away, and get on a vitamin regimen, i will keep growing brittle and snap at the slightest touch.

 

[Prettymetty]

"You used to love me, now you keep me covered up all the time. I wanna be free"

 

[ronie]

You want me to be APL huh? How about you protective style for a month a few times in the year, and i will think about it.

 

[naturalagain2]

"Girl if you don't stop using products that have protein in it! 'Bout to kill me! I know I'm fine but I need moisture not protein!

 

[faithVA]

I don't like that. What is that? Why are you doing that? What is that supposed to do? That's not going to work. Leave me alone. Stop bothering me. I don't want to do that.

 

[chrisanddonniesmommy]

Mom, I know you want to color me. But, I'm sensitive to all that mess. So, stop thinking about it. Henna is treating us just fine.

Oh, and it's okay to use wigs to give me a break. I'll love you more for it. Get a red one!!!

 

[Lucie]

I am in love with you. I love how lazy you are. Go girl!

 

[koolkittychick]

Girl, you are trying me with this 6-month stretch...if you're not careful, I may not stick around for that touch up!!

 

[PatTodd]

It would sing: Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)

Lol

 

[KiWiStyle]

I told you not to texlax...AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FA DAT!!!!

 

[beauti]

why dont you try washing up once a month

 

[bronxchick]

Girl, if you don't just let those raggedy ends go!

 

[whiteoleander91]

"c-can't....b-breathe"

 

[candie19]

"I know you have a lot going on right now. Take care of everyone else. I'm fine, I'm chilling under this wig. You are eating your daily salads, drinking tons of water, never missing your hair vitamins. Can't wait to surprise you with my length when you decide to FINALLY get me professionally done. Now once you see my length, don't be getting any ideas!! Put me right back up under this wig until I am MBL."

 

[PJaye]

"Thanks for respecting my need for space and alone time"

 

[BranwenRosewood]

"Stop trying to cut me yourself. You're doing a bad job with the scissors and you need to give it up. Once I get to a nice length Imma need you to go get a professional trim to get rid of this crazy cut you gave me."

 

[LaughingOctopus]

"Sooo thirsty"

 

[cassie712]

About time u take care of me yourself

Sent from my Nexus 7 using LHCF

 

[nymane]

"Thanks for sticking with your staple products and not being a PJ. I feel much healthier, but I'd feel even better if you threw in a co-wash 1x a week". ...ungrateful arse lol

 

[PinkSunshine77]

"Girl, thanks. Thanks for not trying to alter me anymore. Now I can grow freely. Thanks for knowing I'm not a fan of heat. Thanks for all the moisture, girl, you keep doing this, and I'm going to retain and grow to the longest lengths you've ever seen in your life."