kreeme
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Yesterday I put on my baggie. I was irritated with my boyfriend at the time, and wasn't paying attention. Anyway, I put some Hot Six Oil and S-curl in my baggie and went on about my day. Apparently I put too much in the baggie because I was at my desk and I reached back and grabbed my neck and my hands slipped. I looked at my hands and they were COATED in oil! 
I was so embarrassed because I had just got off the elevator and I was in the front of a bunch of white people....so you KNOW they were like, look at that gheri curl juice dripping down her neck.
So anyway I went to the bathroom and wiped my neck. About ten minutes later (mind you it's early in the morning) I get off the phone and it is COATED with Hot Six Oil.
So I'm like wiping the phone off and looking around to see if anyone is watching me. Anyway, I touch my ears and they are just DRIPPING!!! I wanted to die. I had my brand new hot pink shirt on and now it has oil stains all down the back and there was nothing I could do. This went on for the rest of the day. I ran back and forth to the restroom to blot the hell out of my hair. The receptionist kept looking at me like I was crazy. So anywho, my girlfriend came to the office for lunch so that I could see her wedding planner. When she was leaving, she gave me a hug and I looked at her cheek and guess what I saw?! You guessed it Hot Six Oil shining all over her right cheek. So I wiped her face. She was like was something on my face? I was like, "yeah, I got it off." I didn’t have the balls to tell her I done greased her face up. I could not wait to get off work yesterday. Oh and the ride home in the hot sun didn't help either. I just put one of my sons clean spit rags around my neck. As soon as I got home I just slapped an Olive Oil Pak on my head for a couple of hours. Shoot, all that grease I had in my head, I really should have just washed it. Anyway, there's my laugh of the day. So go on...laugh at me, I ain't mad at cha!
I was so embarrassed because I had just got off the elevator and I was in the front of a bunch of white people....so you KNOW they were like, look at that gheri curl juice dripping down her neck. So anyway I went to the bathroom and wiped my neck. About ten minutes later (mind you it's early in the morning) I get off the phone and it is COATED with Hot Six Oil. So I'm like wiping the phone off and looking around to see if anyone is watching me. Anyway, I touch my ears and they are just DRIPPING!!! I wanted to die. I had my brand new hot pink shirt on and now it has oil stains all down the back and there was nothing I could do. This went on for the rest of the day. I ran back and forth to the restroom to blot the hell out of my hair. The receptionist kept looking at me like I was crazy. So anywho, my girlfriend came to the office for lunch so that I could see her wedding planner. When she was leaving, she gave me a hug and I looked at her cheek and guess what I saw?! You guessed it Hot Six Oil shining all over her right cheek. So I wiped her face. She was like was something on my face? I was like, "yeah, I got it off." I didn’t have the balls to tell her I done greased her face up. I could not wait to get off work yesterday. Oh and the ride home in the hot sun didn't help either. I just put one of my sons clean spit rags around my neck. As soon as I got home I just slapped an Olive Oil Pak on my head for a couple of hours. Shoot, all that grease I had in my head, I really should have just washed it. Anyway, there's my laugh of the day. So go on...laugh at me, I ain't mad at cha!
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Hilarious
That was too funny.
That story was even worse than this one. 
