That's what you get for stealing my hair products :p

[jasminestar]

I noticed a few weeks ago that my supply of various hair oils seemed to be diminishing a little too rapidly. "What is this madness?" I asked myself. "After all, my entire family thinks I'm crazy, so it's not like they would be using my hair stuff..."
Fast-forward to today. My grandmother, who swears up and down that all my hair is going to fall out from the root from doing 'white people things' to it, decided to swipe some of my vatika oil while I wasn't home. She just reached into the jar I transferred it to, took a big glob and smeared it all over her hair.
Now, she's running around the house, fanning her head, spraying perfume, opening windows, and blotting her scalp with paper towels in an effort to make the smell go away. She says it smells like curry and feet.
Has anyone ever gone into your product stash and gotten more than they bargained for?

 

[sunnysmyler]

Nope....but "serve her right!!!!" lol

 

[la mosca]

Too funny! This hasn't happened to me. In fact, my products get the opposite treatment: DH is always asking me if a product is relaxer LOL!

 

[mariofmagdal]

No, but it's a cute post.

 

[MsBoinglicious]

No I have not. I hate using other peoples stuff (In fear my hair will break off). I hate when my mom uses my combs and things. hehe

One time she used some of my Aphogee Green Tea Keratin Spray (thinking it was hair gloss/shine). After she curled her hair with the flatiron she sprayed it and it was dripping wet She was fuming and got mad at me cause she snuck into MY STUFF without asking what it was first.

Oh yea and she used my whole bottle of Biosilk in less than two weeks. I used it one time. She will be preplacing my things or I will be taking her on Judge Mathis and suing her!

 

[jasminestar]

How can she be mad at you, when she's the one that used your hair stuff without asking? XD
My grandmother just looked embarrassed when I asked her what happened.

 

[MsBoinglicious]

How can she be mad at you, when she's the one that used your hair stuff without asking? XD
My grandmother just looked embarrassed when I asked her what happened.

Because she was salty!!! And maybe my "rolling around on the ground snotting and crying so hard from laughing" didn't make it any better...oh wells!

Thats what she get!!!! She talk about me doing this and doing that to my hair. And i spend to much on hair junk blah blah blah then turn around and use it! She looked like a wet chicken! hehe

 

[song_of_serenity]

Because she was salty!!! And maybe my "rolling around on the ground snotting and crying so hard from laughing" didn't make it any better...oh wells!

Thats what she get!!!! She talk about me doing this and doing that to my hair. And i spend to much on hair junk blah blah blah then turn around and use it! She looked like a wet chicken! hehe

Sorry, but that's what she gets. Making fun of you, and yet sneaking your products on the sly. She'll know better now! And having the nerve to be mad at you like you held her down and made her use it!

 

[jasminestar]

Lmao at the wet chicken comment! XD
Does she still use your stuff without asking?

 

[dachsies_rule!]

No I have not. I hate using other peoples stuff (In fear my hair will break off). I hate when my mom uses my combs and things. hehe

One time she used some of my Aphogee Green Tea Keratin Spray (thinking it was hair gloss/shine). After she curled her hair with the flatiron she sprayed it and it was dripping wet She was fuming and got mad at me cause she snuck into MY STUFF without asking what it was first.

Oh yea and she used my whole bottle of Biosilk in less than two weeks. I used it one time. She will be preplacing my things or I will be taking her on Judge Mathis and suing her!

LMAO! And you know Judge Mathis don't play...just make sure you take those receipts.

 

[Chaosbutterfly]

Something like that happened to my roommate in high school.
I had microbraids, and would use the doo-gro grease on my scalp and african pride braid spray on my braids every few days. Once, she asked me why I did that stuff, and I explained that the grease keeps my scalp from being dry and itchy, and the braid spray keeps my hair moist and the braids fresh. She asked me why didn't I just wash the braids, and I told her that if I used my grease and braid spray, I wouldn't have to wash. (Hush, I didn't know.)
A week later, I come into the room and she's sitting there looking a hot mess. Her hair was so gross...all greasy and stuck to her scalp. She looked like she ran through a shower of crisco. Well, what had happened was her scalp was itchy and she didn't feel like going to wash her hair, so she borrowed my hair grease and braid spray, and used it all over her head.
Of course, she had to wash her hair anyway, and she had to wash really aggressively too. And then we sat down and had a long talk about the differences between micro braids and white people hair.

 

[MoniintheMiddle]

This is kind of off topic but I remember in college my roommate's then BF now DH spent the night. He decided to use the "shower gel" he saw in the shower which was actually Summer's Eve feminine wash. The next thing I know he's running out of the shower screaming "ugh, I'm growing a pu$$y!"

Roommate ran and asked him what was wrong...he said he thought the SE was shower gel...we literally fell out laughing....still laugh about this today

 

[jasminestar]

Awww, poor roomie... lmao.

 

[Ivonnovi]

I noticed a few weeks ago that my supply of various hair oils seemed to be diminishing a little too rapidly. "What is this madness?" I asked myself. "After all, my entire family thinks I'm crazy, so it's not like they would be using my hair stuff..."
Fast-forward to today. My grandmother, who swears up and down that all my hair is going to fall out from the root from doing 'white people things' to it, decided to swipe some of my vatika oil while I wasn't home. She just reached into the jar I transferred it to, took a big glob and smeared it all over her hair.
Now, she's running around the house, fanning her head, spraying perfume, opening windows, and blotting her scalp with paper towels in an effort to make the smell go away. She says it smells like curry and feet.
Has anyone ever gone into your product stash and gotten more than they bargained for?

 

[jasminestar]

Lol! I didn't take pics of her running around being crazy, I was too busy laughing XD

 

[naturalmanenyc]

Well, she should not have been in your things - especially after making fun of your product stash.

DH is always in my stuff, but he does not sneak anything. He just sprayed my Mane & Tail braid spray on his dreads today.

 

[MsBoinglicious]

Lmao at the wet chicken comment! XD
Does she still use your stuff without asking?

only the products i live in the bathroom like conditioner and hair oil (i don't mind sharing those are cheap). i have a large recycling bin that i keep in my room that contains my expensive products. she does not use those. or she ask me first or reads the bottle.

 

[BostonMaria]

OMG You're a horrible granddaughter!!! That's hilarious!!!

 

[Firstborn2]

Cute story OP I don't have to worry about someone getting into my products, I live with 2 males.

 

[LoveLiLi]

My little sister was bold - she would take something if she liked it...hair products, clothes, whatever. She'd take it to her room and declare it hers.

My mom would usually ask to use my hair products beforehand, knowing I'd say yes. But she got caught red-handed one day. She would always tell us to stay out of our hair and not to use too much heat. However, she would bump her ends daily.

One morning she was rummaging through my things and trying to be extra quiet. I heard her, but was half sleep. Suddenly, I heard her gasp and she woke me up.

This woman had used my new curling iron to bump her ends, but didn't know that I only turned it up to ~ 3. She turned it all the way up to 10 and burned off a chunk of her hair.