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The Jheri Juice Challengeeeeee!!! Lets get our retention on point!!

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Chelz..you are OFF the chain!! I should have known I was risking the pull by breathing next to this thread but I really wanted to avoid trying to call Soft Sheen Carson :lachen: I just don't think it's fair that I join and not share pics (I'm soooo bad at taking progress shots, I do like one every year..I know I know, I'll go to the bushes a grab a switch :spank:) But if you'll have me, I'm here, and thanks for the welcome.

So I'll be braided up in cornrows all summer, long-term stretching and juicing. My juice concoction is 1/2 CFC Instant Moisturizer (yellow) 1/2 Aphogee Leave-In (also has glycerine and proteins in the ingredients) and a few drops of Lavender EO. I'm all juiced for the night and letting my soul glow.
 
Chelz said:
I gets crazy, I- I gets crazy :nuts: Nicki minaj "I Get Crazy" ft. Lil Wayne

We wear straight jackets, and we stay in ya know padded rooms:wallbash:, and we ya know...fly away.:hero:
....I just came out of tha jheri juice old school,
Got tha afro pik with tha pro tools:afropick:,
Yall juicers aint ready for JuiceMobsta Lewinsky,:gorgeous:
Bad "Juice Juice" flyer than a frisbee,
So I'm up in Mid-L.A. sippin juicyyy,:drink:
Keep a couple Skala jars cause its groovy,
Got some Scurl all over my ankles,:blush:
Such a juice they call it a juice spangle
....But for Ju Ju Ju Ju-Juicy,I am tha Juice Henna,Ja Ju-Juicetana so fix your juicetenna,
I keep three juices but dont call me Santa,:holiday:
Tha Juice is flyer than reindeers in tha winter...:cold:

I gets crazy I-I gets crazy I-I gets crazy I-I gets crazy.....:nuts:

So I got a Juicy Bit mentalityyy,:dork:
Cause I just stepped out tha Juice Galaxyyyy...:abducted:
Tha juice be with the President up in tha white house,:sekret:
If we in tha Oval office get ya juice out...:over18:

Cause I am tha wicked witch I'm tha Juicester, :flyingwit
And I keep a bad juice in my juicer,
But i'll leave it in a second for some Skala,:yep:
Rockstar little Skala with a guitar(:rocker:),

It is Juicyyy, L-M-N-O Winsky, I mean tha juice ring bells like Tinky:fairy:
I mean Tinker, tell that juice to link her :look:
Cause i'm looking for some good juice, not a stinker:fart:

I gets crazy I-I gets crazy I-I gets crazy I-I gets crazy :nuts:

Juicy F. Baby, No Juicy F. Crazy :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:



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work has been crazy and I haven't been able to get on LHCF.... what's that all about??? Any who the last page I read was like 287 and now there are like 327. By the time I read all that y"all gonna be talking about something new.

I had my hair in the same twists for like 11 days. Nothing special. I juiced them nightly and applied castor oil to my ends. My hair is feeling fabulous. I took them out b/c I had to take my driver's license pic and I needed to rock my afro.

baby afrikurl is just as juicy as she can be. I juice her up at night, her ponies twists, then I put a bonnet on and tuck the excess ponytail of the bonnet under. I never let her wear her hair out cause I gotta be at work early and we aint fot time to comb nothin at 6:30.

For her bday, I braided the front and let her rock the back in a twists out. she looked cute, but I think the juice didn't let it maintain the twist definition.
 
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oh I forgot to mention.... when did firstborn's afropuff get so big.. the juice gonna have your puff to ur caboose
 
SvelteVelvet said:
Chelz..you are OFF the chain!! I should have known I was risking the pull by breathing next to this thread but I really wanted to avoid trying to call Soft Sheen Carson :lachen: I just don't think it's fair that I join and not share pics (I'm soooo bad at taking progress shots, I do like one every year..I know I know, I'll go to the bushes a grab a switch :spank:) But if you'll have me, I'm here, and thanks for the welcome.

So I'll be braided up in cornrows all summer, long-term stretching and juicing. My juice concoction is 1/2 CFC Instant Moisturizer (yellow) 1/2 Aphogee Leave-In (also has glycerine and proteins in the ingredients) and a few drops of Lavender EO. I'm all juiced for the night and letting my soul glow.
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No,you dont need to go to tha bushes and grab a switch:nono:, you need to go to tha tree and grab a BRANCH!! :spank: :lachen:

But forreal dont worry bout tha pics:click:, we just want tha juice on ya head(:hair:)!! And it is MANDATORY for ALL juicers to check in each and every single time they log on(:user:), OR ELSE!!!:bat::boxing::bat:
 
afrikurl said:
work has been crazy and I haven't been able to get on LHCF.... what's that all about??? Any who the last page I read was like 287 and now there are like 327. By the time I read all that y"all gonna be talking about something new.

I had my hair in the same twists for like 11 days. Nothing special. I juiced them nightly and applied castor oil to my ends. My hair is feeling fabulous. I took them out b/c I had to take my driver's license pic and I needed to rock my afro.

baby afrikurl is just as juicy as she can be. I juice her up at night, her ponies twists, then I put a bonnet on and tuck the excess ponytail of the bonnet under. I never let her wear her hair out cause I gotta be at work early and we aint fot time to comb nothin at 6:30.

For her bday, I braided the front and let her rock the back in a twists out. she looked cute, but I think the juice didn't let it maintain the twist definition.
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AWWWWWWW LOOK ITS BABY AFRIKURL(:babyg:)!!!!!!! I'm so happy you checked in girl!!!! :runninghug: Missed you lots and lots and lots! :grin::sneakyhug: :grin:
 
afrikurl said:
oh I forgot to mention.... when did firstborn's afropuff get so big.. the juice gonna have your puff to ur caboose
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Girl FirstBizzle said that other pic was her old puff from last year, thats why the new pic looks sooooooo much bigger and juicier!!:grin:
 
afrikurl said:
work has been crazy and I haven't been able to get on LHCF.... what's that all about??? Any who the last page I read was like 287 and now there are like 327. By the time I read all that y"all gonna be talking about something new.
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Girl ima need you to catch up your reading(:bookworm:)

afrikurl said:
For her bday, I braided the front and let her rock the back in a twists out. she looked cute, but I think the juice didn't let it maintain the twist definition.
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Yeah sometimes the juice sucks up too much moisture from the air, but I love(:love:) her hair, it looks soft and fluffy like cotton candy!!!:lick:
 
yeah I'm reading now. I usually get my juicy laughs on at work but they been working me like a hebrew slave.:perplexed
 
off to juice and join dh. good night juicers. I think I made it to page 307. I should be caught up by tomorrow, juicer's honor
 
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yeah I'm reading now. I usually get my juicy laughs on at work but they been working me like a hebrew slave


Chelz said:
Or like Kunta Kinte...:lachen:
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You know I get that, right?....and don't nothin' slide by either of you ladies.....lololol


"Cause they been 'workin' us girls! but we be jes cheezin' and juicin'...don't let it break your stride!"
 
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Mahalialee4 said:
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yeah I'm reading now. I usually get my juicy laughs on at work but they been working me like a hebrew slave




You know I get that, right?....and don't nothin' slide by either of you ladies.....lololol


"Cause they been 'workin' us girls! but we be jes cheezin' and juicin'...don't let it break your stride!"
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:look:Ummmmmm, something is wrong witcha!!!:lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
Bumping tha Most Wanted List:bump:, have ya seen em, we need to get the juice on top their heads!!! Call tha JUICE HotLine:callme: if ya spot a missin juicer!!! :detective:We are STILL missing 5 juicers:naughty:, but have found 15!:clap: Way to gooooo Juice Squad(:mob:)!!!!:woohoo:








:orders: Attention the new List is out, you know the drill no justice no juice.... no justice no juice....Yes the list has gotten longer:look:

The Juicers Most Wanted List #4:jail: these Juicers have been missing far to long. We need to find out if they have fell off the Juicewagon:look:, If anyone spots a juicer on this list:detective:please call the juice hotline :callme: 1-618-303-9084, we have operators sitting by to answer your calls:office: All calls will remain ju-nonymous:peek2:, we just want to get Da Juice on top of their heads:clubu: BTW there is NO Reward :lachen:

01. Anna9764
02. Pilates Pink(Found)
03. Ms_Coco37
04. Jewell (Found and is still keepin it JUICAYYYYY:pulpdance:)
05. Bigghair(Found)
06. Amwcah(Found)
07. Chriselle83(Found)
08. Kimiche (Done fell off:naughty:,but then hopped back on tha juice wagon:yahoo:)
09. LaToya28 (Done fell off tha juicewagon:spank:,But is found)
10. Lyly210(Found)
11. Iaec06(Found)
12. Rei(Found)
13. Wyldcurlz
14. SO1913 (Found, but barely juicy:naughty:)
15. Nicey
16. Ensjg598(Found)
17. PrettyfaceAnb
18. Pistolwhip(Found)
19. Yardyspice(Found)
20. Supermodelsonya(Found)
21. Mariofmagdal (Found)

Haven you seen'em, cuz we haven't....[/QUOTE]
 
I think I found my juice:

  • 1 part S-Curl Moisturizer Activator (the creamy one)
  • 1 part filtered water
  • 1 part raw aloe vera gel
Shook together in a small spray bottle and spray on wet hair, sealed with hemp seed oil mixed with a touch of emu oil and EOs. The oil mix gets rid of that 1982 smell. On non-wash days, I mist on and lightly work it in.

Drip, drip!
 
Chelz said:
:lachen: Smiling E!!! What up girl? Whats juicayyy witcha!!:eyebrows2 :eyebrows2 :eyebrows2

And you aint supposed to be lurking in the thread(:lurking:),


What I tell yall bout that nonsense??? :spank: :slap: :fishslap: :slap: :spank:
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:lachen::lachen::lachen:.....girl...i been lurkin bc i'm waitin til next week when my negrowth start kickin in and i can get back to juicin bc it don't work on my length very well....but i SHALL return!!!

Where is Adora-squared???! I thought she was back???!:crying3:
 
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