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ksimmi82

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My boyfriend has type 3a/3b hair and about 2 inches of length all around. I told him that I wanted to give him a protein treatment tonight as well as a really good deep conditioning treatment. I was informing him of the process...shampoo wash...protein treatment...conditioning treatment...adding the leave-ins followed by diffusing his hair. He gave me a puzzled look and with a dead-straight face said, "Is my hair upset?...is there a situation that I need to know about?. why do things need to be diffused?!"
Ladies...I almost choked on my saliva...he’s too cute for words...needless to say I had to explain to him what a diffuser attachment was..lol
 
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My boyfriend has type 3a/3b hair and about 2 inches of length all around. I told him that I wanted to give him a protein treatment tonight as well as a really good deep conditioning treatment. I was informing him of the process...shampoo wash...protein treatment...conditioning treatment...adding the leave-ins followed by diffusing his hair. He gave me a puzzled look and with a dead-straight face said, "Is my hair upset?...is there a situation that I need to know about?. why do things need to be diffused?!"
Ladies...I almost chocked on my saliva...he’s too cute for words...needless to say I had to explain to him what a diffuser attachment was..lol
 
Lol so ironic that he talks about his hair having feelings when it's DEAD protein. :lachen:
 
Girl, you better watch out for your products! I gave my husband a conditioning treatment and now he comes out of the shower like, "Feel my hair. Smell it! Isn't it sooooft." I'm like, ".....did you TOUCH my products again!?" Once they get their hair pampered, it's over, lol.
 
I tried to explain to my boyfriend what my stylist does to my hair and why. The look of confusion on his face was priceless lol
 
Getting them hooked is the best thing ever....then at least they don't complain about the time or amount of money you spend in the BS supply. S/O actually put two bottles of Knot Today in my valentines basket because he noticed that my stash was running low and he saw it on the display at whole foods.:lachen::lachen::lachen:

Girl, you better watch out for your products! I gave my husband a conditioning treatment and now he comes out of the shower like, "Feel my hair. Smell it! Isn't it sooooft." I'm like, ".....did you TOUCH my products again!?" Once they get their hair pampered, it's over, lol.
 
The funny thing about this entire situation is he has been utilizing the “Curly Girl Method” his entire life without even knowing it…he washes his hair with a sulfate free shampoo about once every month and uses Neutrogena Triple Moisture Conditioner as a leave in every day. He has been doing this since he was in high school and that man has the prettiest curls ever. Lately he has noticed some shedding and asked me what he should do about it. I felt his hair and it was way too soft…hence the need for a protein treatment, which prompted his confused reaction to the diffuser…lol
 
I bought Shea Moisture Organic Coconut & Hibiscus Curl & Style Hair Milk a couple months ago and he is hooked. He loves how "well it absorbs and leaves it his hair moisturized." His words not mine lol. He's also hooked on the Shea Moisture Organic Raw Shea Butter Moisture Retention Shampoo. It's so cute when he comes to me like "Baby, my hair is shedding, what do I have to do to get it to stop?"
 
Girl, you better watch out for your products! I gave my husband a conditioning treatment and now he comes out of the shower like, "Feel my hair. Smell it! Isn't it sooooft." I'm like, ".....did you TOUCH my products again!?" Once they get their hair pampered, it's over, lol.

I have to agree. I gave my DH a moisture treatment and scalp massage and he loved it. My hair day is usually on Sundays and everytime I start looking for my products something is "missing" :lol:
 
OP, that was such a cute story!

I was one of a handful to naturals in college but now that I am gone my boyfriend goes around giving "hair talks" to other girls! Like, "You shouldn't be getting a relaxer. You should go natural. My girlfriend is natural :blah: "
When he tells me what he has done I'm just like :blush: :nono: It starts with the products then the talks come next! :lachen:
 
How adorable!!! I gave my boyfriend a bottle of nourish spa for his berd and he hasnt shaved since. it is much softer, which i appericate, but now this fool runs around talking about his "healthy neck hair journey." The nerve!
 
How adorable!!! I gave my boyfriend a bottle of nourish spa for his berd and he hasnt shaved since. it is much softer, which i appericate, but now this fool runs around talking about his "healthy neck hair journey." The nerve!

That is halarious!...I know plenty of men that are in desperate need of a "Healthy Neck Hair Journey!"
 
How adorable!!! I gave my boyfriend a bottle of nourish spa for his berd and he hasnt shaved since. it is much softer, which i appericate, but now this fool runs around talking about his "healthy neck hair journey." The nerve!

:lachen::lachen::lachen: I love it! I definitely just laughed out loud!
 
Had to bump this because this morning my boyfriend told me my hair looked comfortable. When I asked him what the hell, he replied it is soft and full like a pillow. I guess that is a nice comment
 
We went to the store Friday and I reminded SO that he needed some shampoo. He said, "I can just use yours." I was like:

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I shouldn't be that protective over 99 cent Suave clarifying shampoo. :lol:
 
my bf just reads the labels really slowly -

bf: nourishing satin daily hair moisturizer ??? Really what does it do ?
me: its a leave in moisturizer
bf: so why all the extraness?

they just dont understand lol
 
We went to the store Friday and I reminded SO that he needed some shampoo. He said, "I can just use yours." I was like:

I shouldn't be that protective over 99 cent Suave clarifying shampoo. :lol:

I give that look EVERYTIME someone volunteers my hair products out
 
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